Goodwins Mercantile
MOSCATO BLITZEN PRINTED TEA TOWEL
MOSCATO BLITZEN PRINTED TEA TOWEL
ON DASHER, DANCER...MOSCATO, VODKA, TEQUILA, BLITZEN – PRINTED TEA TOWEL
On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen... we give up… Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen!
This towel says what we’re all thinking during the holidays — a little cheer in every pour (and every chore).
Whether you're gifting it to your favorite holiday hostess or just want to bring some boozy joy to your kitchen, this lightweight, absorbent towel is as functional as it is festive. Sublimation printed for vibrant, lasting color that won’t crack or peel—no matter how many spills you clean up.
Details:
🎄 Design: “Moscato, Vodka, Tequila, Blitzen” holiday reindeer parody
📏 Size: ~16" x 24" (white) or ~16" x 28" (gray)
🧼 Material: Lightweight, absorbent microfiber
🖨️ Print Method: Sublimation – dyes the fabric for long-lasting cuteness
✨ Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
The perfect stocking stuffer, hostess gift, or kitchen upgrade for anyone who appreciates a little holiday humor with their cocktails.
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