IF YOU WERE A VEGETABLE, YOU WOULD BE A CABBITCH SHACKET SIZE SMALL

IF YOU WERE A VEGETABLE, YOU WOULD BE A CABBITCH SHACKET – SIZE SMALL (Fitted Cut)

Say hello to the 'If You Were a Vegetable You Would Be a Cabbitch' shacket – a cultivated blend of shirt style and jacket comfort. Made from soft, upcycled flannel, this unique piece is rooted in humor I’ve collected along the way and designed to keep you feeling powerful, stylish, and warm in any season.

The star of the show? A custom sublimation-printed patch on the back that boldly states, “If You Were a Vegetable, You Would Be a Cabbitch.” Carefully adhered and stitched for durability, the patch is made to gently fray over time, adding just the right touch of lived-in, vintage charm.

Details:

Size: Small (Fitted Cut)
Pit-to-pit: 19 inches
Fabric: One-of-a-kind upcycled flannel
Care: Wash cold, dry low heat, inside out
Back Patch: Sublimation print, will naturally fray with each wash for a relaxed, worn-in look

A truly one-of-a-kind piece for those who believe in second chances, vegetable fun, and style with a story.